Tie Your Mother Down
Get your party gownGet your pigtail downGet your heart beatin' babyGot my timin' rightGot my act all tightIt's gotta be tonight my littleSchoolbabe
Your momma says you don'tAnd your Daddy says you won'tAnd I'm boilin' up insideAin't no way I'm gonna lose out this time
Tie your Mother downTie your Mother downLock your Daddy out of doorsI don't need him nosing aroundTie your Mother downTie your Mother downGive me all your love tonight
You're such a dirty louseGo get outta my houseThat's all I ever get from yourFamily ties, in fact I don't think I ever heardA single little civil wordfrom those guysBut you know I don't give a lightI'm gonna make out all rightI've got a sweetheart handTo put a stop to all thatGrousin' an' snipin'
Tie your Mother downTie your Mother downTake your little brother swimmin'With a brick (that's all right)Tie your Mother down,Tie your Mother downOr you ain't no friend of mine
Your momma and your Daddy gonnaPlague me til I dieWhy can't they understand I'm just aPeace lovin' guyTie your Mother downTie your Mother down. . .etc etc. . .