That Don't Impress Me Much
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smartBut you've got being right down to an artYou think you're a genius-you drive me up the wallYou're a regular original, a know-it-allOh-oo-oh, you think you're specialOh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientistThat don't impress me muchSo you got the brain but have you got the touchDon't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alrightBut that won't keep me warm in the middle of the nightThat don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocketAnd a comb up his sleeve - just in caseAnd all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're specialOh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad PittThat don't impress me muchSo you got the looks but have you got the touchDon't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alrightBut that won't keep me warm in the middle of the nightThat don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machineYou make me take off my shoes before you let me get inI can't believe you kiss your car good nightC'mon baby tell me - you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're specialOh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a carThat don't impress me muchSo you got the moves but have you got the touchDon't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alrightBut that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me muchYou think you're cool but have you got the touchDon't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alrightBut that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely nightThat don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...Oo-Oh-OhThat don't impress me much!