Honey, I'm home
The car won't start--It's Falling apartI was late for work and the boss got smartMy panty line shows--got a run in my hoseMy hair went flat--man, I hate that (hate that)
Just when I thought things couldn't get worseI realized I forgot my purseWith all this stress--I must confessThis could be worse than PMS
BRIDGE:
This job ain't worth the payCan't wait 'til the end of the dayHoney, I'm on my wayHey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
CHORUS:
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard dayPour me a cold one and oh, by the wayRub my feet, gimme something to eatFix me up my favorite treatHoney, I'm back, my head's killing meI need to relax and watch TVGet off the phone--give the dog a boneHey! Hey! Honey, I'm home!
I broke a nail opening the mailI cursed out loud 'cause it hurts like hellThis job's a pain--it's so mundaneIt sure don't stimulate my brain
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
Oh, rub my neck will you
(CHORUS)
I'm home, that feels much better