Chocolate Salty Balls
Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whitesA half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowlBaby, stir it with a wooden spoonMix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?They're big and salty and brownIf you ever need a quick pick me upJust stick my balls in your mouth
Oh, suck on my chocolate salty ballsStick 'em in your mouth and suck 'emSuck on my chocolate salty ballsThey're packed full of vitaminsAnd good for you, so suck on my balls
Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolateAnd a half a cup of brandyThen throw in a bag or two of sugarAnd just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet'Cause I hate when my balls stickThen preheat the oven to threefiftyAnd give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?They're big and salty and brownIf you ever need a quick pick me upJust stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty ballsPut 'em in your mouth and suck 'emSuck on my chocolate salty ballsThey're packed full of goodnessAnd high in fiber, so suck on balls
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?It smells like somethings burningWell, that don't bother me noneAs long as I get my rent paid on FridayBaby, you better get back in the kitchen'Cause I got a sneak suspicion
Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my ballsMy balls are on fire, come onMy balls are burning, gimme some waterPour some water on 'em, o goodnessBlow on them, do something
Say everybody have you seen my balls?They're big and salty and brown(They're on fire baby)If you ever need a quick pick me upJust stick my balls in your mouth
Oh, suck on my chocolate salty ballsPut 'em in your mouth and suck 'em(Put 'em out, blow on 'em)Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls, babySuck on my red hot salty chocolate ballsWoo, woo, suck on my balls(Blow, blow, blow)