South Park (OST) "Chocolate Salty Balls" lyrics

Chocolate Salty Balls

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whitesA half a stick of butter, melted, stick it all in a bowlBaby, stir it with a wooden spoonMix in a cup of flour you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls?They're big and salty and brownIf you ever need a quick pick me upJust stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty ballsStick 'em in your mouth and suck 'emSuck on my chocolate salty ballsThey're packed full of vitaminsAnd good for you, so suck on my balls

Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolateAnd a half a cup of brandyThen throw in a bag or two of sugarAnd just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet'Cause I hate when my balls stickThen preheat the oven to threefiftyAnd give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls?They're big and salty and brownIf you ever need a quick pick me upJust stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty ballsPut 'em in your mouth and suck 'emSuck on my chocolate salty ballsThey're packed full of goodnessAnd high in fiber, so suck on balls

Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?It smells like somethings burningWell, that don't bother me noneAs long as I get my rent paid on FridayBaby, you better get back in the kitchen'Cause I got a sneak suspicion

Oh man, baby, baby, you just burnt my ballsMy balls are on fire, come onMy balls are burning, gimme some waterPour some water on 'em, o goodnessBlow on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my balls?They're big and salty and brown(They're on fire baby)If you ever need a quick pick me upJust stick my balls in your mouth

Oh, suck on my chocolate salty ballsPut 'em in your mouth and suck 'em(Put 'em out, blow on 'em)Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my balls, babySuck on my red hot salty chocolate ballsWoo, woo, suck on my balls(Blow, blow, blow)

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