Uncle Fucka
Terrance:Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true!Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
Phillip:Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,You just fuck your uncle all day long!
Terrance:Hmm!
Mountie:What's going on here?
People:Uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka!
Terrance & Phillip:Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!(Uncle fucka!)
Terrance & Phillip:You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!
Terrance:You're an uncle fucka, I must say
Phillip:Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday!
Terrance & Phillip:Uncle fucka... that's...
Everyone:U-N-C-L-E, fuck you! Uncle fuckaaaaaa...Too right!
Phillip:Suck my balls!