South Park (OST) "Kyle's Mom's A B**ch" lyrics

Kyle's Mom's A B**ch

Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid bitch!

Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!

Cartman and orchestra start: WEEEEELLLLL!

Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!

Cartman and orchestra: WEEELLLLLL

Kyle: I'm warning you!

Cartman: OK, OK...

Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a...

(Jazzy Presto orchestral music swells)

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, CARTMAN!

Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeyotch!

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this!

(Chinese kids)(French kids)(Dutch kids)(African kids)

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!

(Crowd gasps)

Cartman: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch!

Stan: Uhh... Cartman...?

Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!(Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode)I really mean it!(Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode)Kyle's mom...(horns swell)She's a big fat fucking bitch!(orchestra swells at "finale" of song)A big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, right now... chaaaa!(Cartman does "jazz hands" motions with hands)

What?

(Turns around)

Aw, fuck!

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