Eminem "Big Weenie" lyrics

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Big Weenie

[Intro]I don't understand! Why are you being so MEAN?You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!

[Hook]You are just jealous of me cause you, you just can't do what I doSo instead of just admitting it, you walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean things about meCause you're a meanie, a meanieBut it's only cause you're, just really jealous of meCause I'm what you want to be, so you just look like an idiotWhen you say these mean things, cause it's too easy to seeYou're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]Alright listen, I need you to focusI need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is importantWe are going to perform an experiment of the sortsI'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a momentNow I need you to open, your mind - your eyes close 'emYou are now about to be placed under my hypnosisFor the next four and a half minutes, we are going to exploreInto your mind to find out why you're so fucking jealousNow why did they make Yoo-Hoo? Pippity ga-ga poo-pooPsych I'm kidding, I just wanted to see if you're still listeningOkay, now I need your undivided attentionSir I have a question - why do I always sense thisUndeniable tension, from the moment that I enter into the roomIt gets all quiet and whispersWhenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?I've been dying to ask, it's been itching at me, is it just because

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[Verse 2]Alright now I, I just flubbed a lineI was going to say something extremely importantBut I forgot who or what it was - I fucked upPsych I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn'tThat's just what you wanted to hear from me is that I FUCKED up, ain't it?But I can bust one take without looking at no paperIt doesn't take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all dayFor me to say the truth, okay? You're drooling, you have tooth decayYour mouth is open, you're disgusting, what the fuck you eat for lunch?A bunch of sweets or something, what? You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?Your tooth is rotten to the gum, your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?Yes I do sir, what am I on? You sir, are on truth serum"Marshall I'm so jealous of you, please say you won't tell nobodyI'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrifiedThat someone's gonna find out why I'm saying all these terribleEvil and awful mean things, it's my own insecurities!"

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[Verse 3]Alright now we, we're going to conductThat experiment that we were talking about earlierJust to see what a frog, looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasyCause that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see?Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirrorHow about now? What do you have in common?You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'emYou look like I sound like, singing about weeniesNow take my weenie out of your mouthThis is between me and you, I know you're not happyI know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a roomSomewhere crying, curled up in a ball tweaked out of my mind dyingThere is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours isMine is like sticking a banana between two orangesWhy you even doing this to yourself, it's pointlessWhy do we have to keep on going through this, this is torturousMy point is this - that if you say mean things, your weenie will shrinkNow I forgot what the chorus is, you're just a

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Get the fuck off my dick!

Veliki mlakonja*

(Intro)Ne razumijem! Zašto si tako ZAO?Ti si ZAO, ZAO ČOVJEK!

(Refren)Ti si samo ljubomoran na mene jer ti, ti jednostavno ne možeš ono što ja moguPa umjesto da jednostavno priznaš, ideš okolo i govorišSvakakve zle stvari o meniJer si zločest, zločestAli to je samo zato što si stvarno ljubomoran na meneJer ja sam ono što ti želiš biti, pa samo izgledaš kao kretenKad izgovaraš te zle stvari, jer je stvarno lako vidjetiDa si ustvarno samo veliki mlakonja, veliki mlakonja

(Prva kitica)Dobro, slušaj, trebaš se usredotočitiTrebaš se zadubiti u svoj um, ovo je važnoIzvest ćemo jedan pokusMorat ću te zamoliti da mi udijeliš trenutakSad otvori um, zatvori očiSada ćeš biti pod mojom hipnozomIduće 4 i po minute, istraživat ćemoTvoj um da otkrijemo zašto si tako ljubomoran, jeboteE sad, kad je prvi put napravljen onaj sok? Tik-tik-tokMa, samo se šalim, samo sam htio vidjeti slušaš li jošDobro, sad mi treba vaša potpuna pažnjaGospodine, imam pitanje, zašto uvijek osjetim tuNeporecivu napetost, od trenutka kad uđem u prostorijuSve postaje tihu i čuje se šapatKad god se razgovara, zašto se uvijek spominje mene?Toliko to želim pitati, već dugo me svrbi, je li to samo zato

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(Druga kitica)Dobro, sad sam, sad sam upravo zabrljao redakNamjeravao sam reći nešto iznimno važnoAli zaboravio sam tko je ili što je to bilo - zajebao samMa, opet se šalim, debilu - ne, nisamTo je samo ono što si htio čuti od mene, da sam ZAJEBAO, zar ne?Ali mogu izbaciti rimu bez gledanja u papirNe treba mi više pokušaja ili stajanje cijeli dan u kabiniDa kažem istinu, u redu? Ti sliniš, zubi ti propadajuUsta su ti otvorena, odvratan si, koji si kurac jeo za ručak?Slatkiše ili nešto tako, što? Požderao si gomilu zaslađenih kokica?Tvoj zub je istrunuo do korijena, smrdi ti iz usta, hoćeš žvaku?Hoću gospodine, što je to? To je serum istine, gospodine"Marshall, tako sam ljubomoran na tebe, molim te reci da nećeš nikome rećiTo bi bila takva sramota, tako se užasno bojimDa će netko saznati zašto govorim sve te užasne,Zle i grozne stvari, to je zbog moje vlastite nesigurnosti!"

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(Treća kitica)Dobro, sad ćemo izvestiTaj pokus o kojem smo ranije pričaliSamo da vidimo kako izgleda žaba nakon dva ecstasyjaJer upravo tako izgledaju tvoje oči*, hoćeš provjeriti??Evo ti zrcalo, primjećuješ li sličnosti?Čekaj, daj da joj stavim ove sunčane naočale, sad pogledaj u zrcaloKako ti se čini? Što vas dvoje imate zajedničko?Oboje ste zeleni od ljubomore i izgledate kao debili s naočalamaTi izgledaš onako kako ja pjevam, a ja pjevam o mlakonjamaSad izvadi mog pišonju iz svojih ustaOvo je između mene i tebe, znam da nisi sretanZnam da bi me mnogo radije vidio kako ležim u kutu sobeI plačem, zgrčen u loptu, potpuno lud, umiremNe može se poreći da je moj pišonja puno veći od tvogMoj je kao da staviš bananu između dvije narančeZašto si to uopće radiš, besciljno jeZašto moramo nastavljati ovo, to je mučenjeRadi se o ovome - ako govoriš zločeste stvari, pišonja će ti se smanjitiSad sam zaboravio refren, ti si samo

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Skini mi se s kurca, jebote!

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