Almost Haunted
[Verse 1 - Eminem]I stuck my dick in this game like a rapistThey call me Slim RoethlisbergerI go bezerker than a fed-up post-office workerI'm Erkel with a MossbergI'm pissed off get murderedLike someone took a ketchup squirterSquirted a frankfurterFor a gangster you shoulda shit your pantsWhen you saw the chainsaw get to wavingLike a terrible towelI faced her aroundBut his fangs come outGet your brains blown outThat's what I call blowing your mindWhen I come backLike nut on your spineI'm a thumb tackThat you slept on sonNow here I come screaming attack like I just stepped on oneLow on the totem till he showed 'emDefiance, giant scrotumHe don't owe them bitches shitHis britches, he out grow'd em[Chorus - Taylor Swift]Come on, come on, don't leave me like thisI thought I had you figured outSomething's gone terribly wrongYou're all I wantedCome on, come on, don't leave me like thisI thought I had you figured outCan't breathe whenever you're goneCan't turn back nowI'm haunted[Verse 2][Eminem - ] I'm back for revengeI lost a battle that ain't happening againI'm at your throat like strepI step, strapped with a penMetaphors wrote on my hand,Some are just stored in my memorysome i wrote on a napkinI do what I have to to winPull at it all stops, any who touch a mic prior'sNot even Austin Powers, how the fuck are they Mike MeyersAnd tell that psycho to pass the torchTo the whack before I take a shit in his Jack-O-LanternAnd smash it on his porchNow get off my dickDick's too short a word for my dickGet off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prickDon't call me the champ; call me the space shuttle destroyerI just blew up the challenger, matter fact I need a lawyerI just laced my gloves wit' enough plasterTo make a cast beat his ass naked and peed in his corner like Vern TroyerYou're the Eminem backwards, you're meni-meSee he's in a whole nother weight classHe slugs, your BB's your bean bag bulletsYou're full of it; you were dissin' his CD'sLAUGHED at Infinite, now he's back like someone pissed in his wheatiesNo peace treaties, he's turned into a beastHis new Slim Shady EP's got the attention of the mighty D. R. E HE'S ALMOST FAMOUS[Taylor Swift - ] I know, I knowI just knowYou're not goneYou can't be goneNo[Chorus - Taylor Swift]Come on, come on, don't leave me like thisI thought I had you figured outSomething's gone terribly wrongWon't finish what you startedCome on, come on, don't leave me like thisI thought I had you figured outCan't breathe whenever you're goneI can't go backI'm haunted[Verse 3 - Taylor Swift]You and I walk a fragile lineI have known it all this timeBut I never thought I'd see it breakNever thought I'd see it