Arabian Nights (Cut Lyrics)
Oh I come from a land, from a faraway placeWhere the caravan camels roamWhere they cut off your earIf they don't like your faceIt's barbaric, but hey, it's home
When the wind's from the eastAnd the sun's from the westAnd the sand in the glass is rightCome on down, come on inLet the magic beginIt's another Arabian night
Oh, I come from a land where intrigue is in styleAnd adventure is status quoWhere they hack off your lipsIf they don't like your smileIt's the law, did I make it? No!
See the dervishes dance in ridiculous pranceThen romance to your heart's delightCome on down, stop on byHop a carpet and flyTo another Arabian night
Arabian nightsLike Arabian daysThey tease and exciteTake off and take flightThey shock and amazeArabian nightsLike Arabian noonsThe thrills that one seeksOne finds with the sheiksThe geeks and the goonsIn that magical place, in that mystical landThere's a genie inside ev'ry jarHe'll do all of your bidding, your wishes' commandIt's demeaning but hey, there you are
Unbelievable, yesAn unethical messNonetheless no one's very contriteYou come here and you'veCome to a land where any million can moveA land of high intrigue with tricky logisticsBy prophets and mysticsAnd I've got statistics to prove
Arabian nightsLike Arabian daysMore often than notAre hotter than hotIn a lot of good waysArabian nights'Neath Arabian moonsA fool off his guardCould fall and fall hardOut there on the dunes
Follow me to a place where incredible featsAre routine ev'ry hour or soWhere enchantment runs rampantGets wild in the streetsOpen sesame and here we go
Pack your shield, pack your swordYou won't ever get boredThough get beaten or gored you mightCall it mad, call it crazedBut let Allah be praisedIt's another Arabian night