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Mona Lisa

What's up y'all? This is Conner4RealYou know I've been all around the world, right?But tonight I'm on my dumb shit

I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noonSo excited to see her, I went straight to the LouvreI heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticketPushed my way to the front of the crowdAnd I couldn't believe what I saw

Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shitWith your terrible style and your dead shark eyesAnd a smirk like you're hiding a dickWhat the fuck is this garbage?Mona Lisa, the original basic bitchTraveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smileTalk about a bait and switch, you ugly

I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramidsBut what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricksThere was trash all over and a very foul odorThe smell was that of a camel's assBut even that wasn't as bad as

Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramidsCan someone explain why the whole wide worldIs obsessed with a Garbage Pail KidLooks like a Garbage Pail KidAnd DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's dickTo get this girl who looked like uncooked breadAt the top of the all-time list of paintings

Mona Lisa, I got to knowWhere the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna knowYou could land a helicopter on that big potato foreheadGet this chick some RogaineYou a bloated corpse, girl

I'm an American man, this is my native landWhere no one lies about paintingsBut that's not the case in FranceWhere the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis FranzYou're so mangy, MonaHair part wider than a country roadUnless you count cats, she died alone-aThe Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da

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