I'm on a boat
[Intro (T-Pain)](Shortayyyy) Aww shitGet your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (shorty, yeah)But stay on your motherfuckin toesWe runnin this, let's go
[Chorus (T-Pain)]I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)I'm on a boatTake a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)
[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at meStraight flowin on a boat on the deep blue seaBustin five knots, wind whippin out my coatYou can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppiesI'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies
I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shitThe dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wetBut this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it getsI'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast andI got a nautical themed pashmina afghanI'm the king of the world, on a boat like LeoIf you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh{Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!}
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
[T-Pain]Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boatIt's a big blue watery road (yeah)Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)Never thought I'd see the dayWhen a big boat comin my wayBelieve me when I say, I fucked a mermaid
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[T-Pain]WhoahhhSha-sha-shorty, shorty