Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)
Finest girl I ever met in my whole lifeWanted to take her home, make her my wifeKnew she was a freak when she started talkingShe said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"(Ooh woah) That girl was freakShe said she wanted me to fuck her harder than the military
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Uh, se was a freaky kind of girlKept up with current events from all around the worldMore specifically one eventThe time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the headShe said "Do me like that"But I couldn't track the metaphorThat said, I can see you horny like a stegasaurThat said, again your request is so irregularShe put on a beard, I started looking at the exit doorThen a turban, then a tunicShe said "Invade my cave with your special unit"I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stoppingShe demanded that I fuck her like we
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This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climaxWith the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin LadenYou're harboring a fugitive (that ass)My justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)Night-vision, they can see us through my go-proShe tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-noNow I'm creeping in her bed room like go-goShe tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta"Terrorize that pussy", "Gotta terrorize that pussy"So I did it, improvised some crazy shitSeal Team 69 sexecuting the hitShe said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for postingThe President called, he said "Congratulations Conner"I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"He said "Come give me the deets in the White House GardenI gots to know how you fucked her like we
Fucked Bin Laden"Fucked Bin LadenFucked Bin LadenI still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin LadenOhh this girl insisted thatThe way we did it was merciless and exactJust like the now world famous attack that fuckedOsama Bin Laden