Jizz in my Pants
Lock eyes from across the roomDown my drink while the rhythms boomTake your hand and skip the namesNo need here for the silly gamesMake our way through the smoke and crowdThe club is the sky and I'm on your cloudMove in close as the lasers flyOur bodies touch and the angels cryLeave this place go back to yoursOur lips first touch outside your doorsA whole night what we've got in storeWhisper in my ear that you want some moreAnd I
Jizz in my pantsThis really never happens you can take my wordI won't apologize, that's just absurdMainly your fault from the way that you danceAnd now IJizz in my pantsDon't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slutPlus it's your fault, you were rubbing my buttI'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plusNow I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the groceryDo things alone now mostlyLeft me heart broken not lookin' for loveSurprised in my eyes when I looked aboveThe check-out counter and I saw her faceMy heart stood still so did time and spaceNever felt that I could feel real againBut the look in her eyes said I need a friendShe turned to me, that's when she said itLooked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit"And I
Jizzed in my pantsIt's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with meBut we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because IJizzed in my pantsTo be fair you were flirting a lotPlus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hotPlease stop acting like you're not impressedOne more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
Last week - I saw a filmAs I recall it was a horror filmWalked outside into the rainChecked my phone and saw you rang and IJizzed in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights flashNeed to get away need to make a dashA song comes on that reminds me of you and IJizz in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off and IJizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and IJizz in my pants
When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense IJizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and IJizzed in my pants
I went toJizzed - Ok - in my pantsseriously you guys can we, ok.
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to meAnd when we're holding hands it's like having sex to meYou say I'm premature I just call it ecstasyI wear a rubber at all times it's a necessityCuz I
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