If That Isn't Love
Ooh Yeah, ooh
I'm your shelter from the stormYou know I'll always have your backI'll even let you warmyour freezing hands inside my butt crack.I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is onWhen you're telling me about your feelings,I try not to yawn.And when we're at parties,I don't talk about your spastic bladder.When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof,I'll hold the ladder.
And if that isn't love,If that isn't love,If that isn't love,I don't know what love is.Na na na na na na na naNo no no no no I guess I don't knowNa na na na na na na naOoooh, listen now
There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator.I could've finished it off, but I quit itin case you wanted a tiny little sip for later,And if you cut the cheese,then maybe we can say the dog's to blame.And I'll make sure to call you "baby"every time I forget your name.I'll even tell you, girl, when you start looking fat.'Cuz all your so-called friendswill probably neglect to mention that.
And if that isn't love,If that isn't love,If that isn't love, I don't know what love is.Na na na na na na na naNo no no no no well, then I don't knowNa na na na na na na naOoooh, no
Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia,well I still adore you.I'll kiss you even if you had omelets for breakfast,and I can't stand omelets.After I take a bath if it's still warm,I'll leave the water in there for you.I'll give you my word, you're so beautiful,you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd, yeah.
Every time I see you trying to liftsome really heavy thingYou can always count on me to helpby saying something encouragingIf you get drunk and pass outI'll never sharpie up your faceAnd I don't wipe my nose on your coucheven though that's a super convenient placeI totally support every idiotic thing you do.And I almost never pretend you're someone elsewhen I'm making out with you.
And if that isn't love,If that isn't love,If that isn't love, I don't know what love is.Na na na na na na na naNo I don't know what love isNa na na na na na na naWell I don't know what love isNa na na na na na na naI don't know what love is!