Melanie
[Chorus:]Me-he-he-helanieWhat can the problem beSweet Me-he-he-he-helanieWhy won't you go out with me
She lived across the streeton the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore buildingI saw her in the shower reaching for some soapI knew she had to be the girl for meAnd to think I probably never would have found herIf I hadn't bought that telescope
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I just can't understand itWhy won't you return my phone callsAre you still mad I gave a Mohawk1 to your catIf you'd just say the wordI'm certain that our love would last forever and everOr are you too dumb to realize that
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How can you ignore mewhen you know that I can't live without youI have to go through your garbagejust to learn more about you
Melanie, oohOh sweet Me-he-he-helanieWhy won't you go out with me
You weren't impressedwhen I tattooed your name across my foreheadYou wouldn't listen when I promised to be trueI couldn't stand it so I jumped outfrom the sixteenth story windowRight above youNow I may be dead but I still love you
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