Fat
Your butt is wide, well mine is tooJust watch your mouth or I'll sit on youThe word is out, better treat me rightCause I'm the king of celluliteHam on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles breakI'm too much man for you to takeThe pavement cracks when I fall downI've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone boothAnd I've never seen my toesWhen I'm goin' to the moviesI take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know(Fat, fat, really really fat)Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stoutJust now tell me once again who's fat
When I walk out to get my mailIt measures on the Richter scaleDown at the beach I'm a lucky manI'm the only one who gets a tanIf I have one more pie a la modeI'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having secondsI'm having twenty-thirdsWhen I go to get my shoes shinedI gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know(Fat, fat, really really fat)And my shadow weighs forty-two poundsLemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your wayBetter give me plenty spaceIf I tell you that I'm hungryThen won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know(Fat, fat, really really fat)Woo woo woo, when I sit around the houseI really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know, you know, you know, come on(Fat, fat, really really fat)And you know all by myself I'm a crowdLemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I'm fat, you know, hoo(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know(Fat, fat, really really fat)And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proudJust tell me once again who's fat