White & Nerdy
They see me mowin', my front lawnI know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
(chorus)Think I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyCan't you see I'm white and nerdyLook at me, I'm white and nerdy!
I wanna roll with, the gangstersBut so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyReally, really white and nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.Got skills, I'm a Champion of DNDMC Escher, that's my favorite MCKeep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey teaMy rims never spin to the contraryYou'll find that they're quite stationaryAll of my action figures are cherryStephen Hawking's in my libraryMy MySpace page is all totally pimped outGot people begging for my top eight spacesYo I know Pi to a thousand placesAin't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaiseI'm a whiz at minesweeper, I can play for daysOnce you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazedMy fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablazeThere's no killer app I haven't run (run)At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)Do vector calculus just for funI ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gunHappy days is my favourite theme songI can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pongI'll ace any trivia quizz you bring onI'm fluent in Java Script as well as KlingonHere's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy!
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I'd like to roll with the gangstersAlthough it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdyThink I'm just too white and nerdyI'm just too white and nerdyHow'd I get so white and nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'X-men comics you know I collect 'emThe pens in my pocket, I must protect 'emMy ergonomic keyboard never leaves me boredShopping online for deals on some writable mediaI edit WikipediaI memorized Holy Grail really wellI can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOLI got a business doing websitesWhen my friends need some code, who do they call?I do HTML for 'em allEven made a homepage for my dog!Yo! I got myself a fanny packThey were having a sale down at the GAPSpend my nights with a roll of bubble wrapPOP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creamI was in AV club and Glee club and even a chess team!Only question I ever thought was hardWas, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?Spend every weekend at the Renaissance fairGot my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin', they laughin'And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdyJust because I'm white and nerdyAll because I'm white and nerdyHoly cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with the gangstersBut oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
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