Lame Claim to Fame
One time I was in the checkout lineBehind Steven SeagalOnce I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah HillWas in the very next bathroom stallMy best friend's brotherWell, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2My neighbour's baby sitterDated three of the guys in Mötley CrüeI swear Jack NicholsonLooked right at me at a Laker's game
I got a lameLame claim to fame
Check it out, I bought a second hand toasterFrom a guy who says he knows Brad PittI got me an e-mail from the prince of NigeriaWell, he sure sounded legitMy sister used to take piano lessonsFrom the second cousin of Ralph NaderLast year I threw up in an elevatorNext to Christian SlaterWell guess what, my birthday and Kim Kardashian'sAre exactly the same
I got a lameLame claim to fameA really lameLame claim to fame
Once at a party, my dentist accidentallySneezed on Russell CroweI posted first in the commentsOn a YouTube videoI tried to sit by Steve BuscemiBut he told me: "This seat's taken!"I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guyWho know a guy who knows a guy who knows Kevin Bacon
I had a car that used to belongTo Cuba Gooding Jr.'s uncleA friend of mine in high schoolHad jury duty with Art GarfunkelOne time I was staying in the same hotelAs Zooey DeschanelI used the same napkin dispenserAs Steve Carell at a Taco BellI don't mean to brag butPaul Giamatti's plumber knows me by name
I got a lameLame claim to fameA really lameLame claim to fame(That's right)I got a lameLame claim to fameA really, really, really lameLame claim to fame(Let's get lame, boys)
Ow, let's get lame boys