Japanese Doll
Last night at the Tokyo Dept. Store,I spotted a Japanese doll,Her eyes were super big,She had a very small chin,She kind of looks like Akina Nakamori for real,Super cute,Authentic Japanese,
I needed to put on my best game so I spent a ton of money,It was important to appear dashing , romantic and charming,I looked so cool after putting on the purple sunglasses,150lbs of handsome, I got this in the bag,
Hello good evening, How are you Miss?I am Hong Kong's Matchy,*You're very cute,Using Japanese to friend her,
We jumped into my Toyota and went out on a Happy ,**We were having a lot of fun at dinner dancing to Casablanca,I was so happy I even jumped on stage to sing Careless Whispers,Then we strolled under the moon and I started to imagine our future,
Once I marry the Doll my whole life will change,She'll be doing the laundry, makingsoup, massages and pouring tea,1997? I don't have to worry!Save up some money and open a sushi Bar,
We went for a late dinner and I ordered Tempura,She ordered a bunch of stuff and was very satisfied,The bill blew my savings: $395,She giggled and said, "Thank you very much."
When we went out to the lobby we bumped into her Japanese Father,His eyes were wide open with rage and he yelled, "What is this?!"His daughter wasn't even 16 and a half yet this year,He challenged me with his 10 Slice Sword technique,
Sayonara that's how you say Goodbye la!Thanks thanks thanks Monica,I searched my pocket and found less than a dollar,What a bad investment, this time I crapped out!