Alphabet Boy
You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're aroundYou build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me downYou can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cryIf you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching meI say fuck your degree, alphabet boyYou think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetryFuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy
I'm not a little kid nowWatch me get big nowSpell my name on the fridge nowWith all your alphabet toysYou won the spelling bee nowBut are you smarter than me now?You're the prince of the playgroundLittle alphabet boy
Apples aren't always an appropriate apologyButterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to meYou call me a child while you keep counting all your coinsBut you're not my daddy and I'm not your dollyAnd your dictionary's destroyed
I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching meI say fuck your degree, alphabet boyYou think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetryFuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy
I'm not a little kid nowWatch me get big nowSpell my name on the fridge nowWith all your alphabet toysYou won the spelling bee nowBut are you smarter than me now?You're the prince of the playgroundLittle alphabet boy
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I'm not a little kid nowWatch me get big nowSpell my name on the fridge nowWith all your alphabet toysYou won the spelling bee nowBut are you smarter than me now?You're the prince of the playgroundLittle alphabet boyAlphabet boyAlphabet boyOoh YeahAlphabet boy