Eminem "Underground" lyrics

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Underground

[Intro]A lot of people ask meWhere the fuck I've been at the last few yearsShit, I don't know but I do know I'm back now

[Hook]Here comes the rain and thunder nowNo where to run, to run to nowI disappeared, don't wonder howLooking for me? I'm underground

[Verse 1]Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me upBroken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxiaAfter they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cupDixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy padsEnough Oxycontin to send a fuckin' ox to rehabWack job in the back in a black stocking capJacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match(He can't say that!) Yes he can, I just did, faggotNow guess again, better text message your next-of-kinTell 'em shit's about to get extra messy, especially when I flex againAnd throw a fuckin' lesbian in wet cementFaggoty, faggoty, faggoty, Raggedy Ann and AndyNo! Raggedy Andy and Andy; no, it can't be, it can't beYes, it can be, the fucking Anti-Christ is back, DanteIt's Satan in black satin pantiesThis is Amityville calamity, goddamn itInsanity pills, fanny pack filled with XanniesThrough every nook and cranny lookin' for tranniesMilk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee, lookyRazor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leedCases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of weed"Slim Shady? Shit sounds like a fable to me"'til he jumps out of the fuckin' toilet when you're taking a pee!

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[Verse 2]6 semen samples, 17 strands of hairFound in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity FairHannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can-openerAnd be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy bedsAnd Glad bags, yeah, glad to be backCause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehabFuckin' doctor, I didn't understand a damn word he saidI planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitchTwo weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightenedBiting into a fuckin' Vicodin like I'm a VikingOh, lightning is striking, it might be a fuckin' sign, I need a psychicEvaluation, Fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th!That means it's just a regular dayAnd this is the kind of shit I think of regularlyFucking lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the wayNow she's pregnant and gay, missin' both legs and begging to stay

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[Verse 3]Tell the critics I'm back and comin' to spit it back in abundanceHit a fag with onions, then split a bag of FunyunsMad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shoot an animalOut of a cannon and have 'em catapult at an adultCaptain of a cult, with an elite followingTo turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holidayHave Michael Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his powerReplace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliersHit Jason Vorhees with a 40Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a storyGave Hannibal Lector a fuckin' nectarine and sat himIn the fuckin' fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lectureWalked up Elm street with a fucking whiffle bat drewFought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands, tooCame out with a little scratch, ewLookin' like I got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a triple-fat gooseInsanity, can it be vanity? Where is the humanityIn having a twisted fantasy with an arm-and-leg amputee?Straitjacket with a hundred eight bracketsWith a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch itCut your fucking head off and ask you where you're headed off toGet it? Headed off to? Medic, this headache's awfulThis anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffleAnd this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco

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[Outro]- So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do thisAnd now I'm 90 days clean and uh, that's all I have to shareThanks- Thanks for sharing Brian, is there anyone else who would like to share this evening?- Yeah I got something I want to share:When you walked through the door you were queer to meSo come here baby boy, just come here to meYou're a cock boy, everybody wants youYou're gayer than you would ever claim toI won't have to rape youSo homie lay down down down, lay down down downLay down down down, lay down lay downWhere's everybody going? This always went over real big in gay aOk wait, I got another oneI just love condoms and lots of cum, no? Oh, shit

Pod zemljom

(Intro)Puno me ljudi pitaU kojoj sam pizdi materinoj bio zadnjih par godinaU kurac, ne znam, ali znam da sam se sad vratio

(Refren)Sad dolaze kiše i olujeNe može se pobjeći nikamoNestao sam, ne pitajte se kakoTražite me? Pod zemljom sam

(Prva kitica)Dre*, dolje sam, pod zemljom, iskopaj meKosti nogu su mi slomljene, o da, namjesti mi ihŠezdeset drolja, sve umiru od gušenjaNakon ispijanja pišine kroz bočicu s dudom Christophera Reevea*Papirnate čaše, otrovi, kutije vlažnih maramicaDovoljno Oxycontina* da pošalje vola na rehabilitaciju, jeboteU pozadini je kreten s crnom maskom preko glaveDrka na hokejašku masku na boksačkom meču(Ne može to reći!) Da, može, upravo jesam, pederuSad opet pogađaj, bolje pošalji poruku svojoj dragojReci da će postati ultra gadno, pogotovo kad se opet razmašemI bacim lezbijku u mokri cement, jebotePederluk, pederluk, pederluk, Krpena Ann i Andy*Ne! Krpeni Andy i Andy; ne, ne može biti, ne može bitiDa, može, jebeni Antikrist se vratio, Dante*Evo ga, Sotona u crnim satenskim gaćicamaOvo je neman iz Amityvillea*, dovragaTablete za ludilo, pederuša natrpana Xanaxom*U svakom kutku i pukotini tražim transseksualceMlijeko i keksi razmazani po mom svilenom negližeu, pogledajSa sobom imam oštrice koje će te raskrvaritiKutijice Maybelline šminke na stolu s travom"Slim Shady?* Zvuči mi kao bajka"Dok ne iskoči iz zahoda dok ti pišaš, jebote!

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(Druga kitica)Šest uzoraka sperme, sedamnaest pramenova kosePronađene u kombiju nakon snimanja za Vanity Fair*Hannah Montana*, pripremi se za sljubljivanje s otvaračem konzerviI rezanje kao da si dinja, i krevet s baldahinomI vreće za smeće, o da, drago mi je da sam se vratioJer se prošle godine dogodila tragedija koja me zakucala na rehabilitaciju*Jebeni doktor, nisam razumio ni jednu riječ što je rekaoPlanirao sam se vratiti na staro čim sam izašao iz te rupeDva tjedna u Brightonu* nisu me prosvijetlilaGrizem tabletu divlje kao Viking, jeboteO, gromovi napadaju, to bi mogao biti znak, jebote, treba mi procjenaPsihića, jebo Jasona*, danas je petak devetnaestiTo znači da je samo običan danA ovo su sranja o kojima obično razmišljamJebena lezbijka ne bi trebala imati noge na putuSad je trudna i gay, fale joj obje noge i moli da ostane

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(Treća kitica)Recite kritičarima da sam se vratio i da ću ih popljuvati u izobiljuGađati pedera lukom, a onda istresti vrećicu prženog lukaLjuti ste na mene? Razumljivo, ja sam ljudožder, upucam životinjuIz topa i katapultiram je na čovjekaVođa kulta, s elitnim sljedbenicimaKoji teže vraćanju Noći vještica na staroZbog mene Michael Myers* izgleda kao lažljivac, maznem mu moćI zamijenim njegov nož cvijećem i svežnjem letakaZveknem Jasona Vorheesa litrenkomZabijem u čepić u guzicu i natjeram ga da mi ispriča pričuDao sam Hannibalu Lecteru* jebenu nektarinu i posjeo gaU jebeni odjel za voće i povrće i održao mu lekcijuProšetao Ulicom brijestova* s jebenom bejzbolskom palicomBorio se s Freddyjem Kruegerom* i Edwardom Škarorukim*Izašao s malom posjekotinom, fujIzgleda da sam se uvalio u tučnjavu jastucima s predebelom guskom, jeboteLudost, može li to biti taština? Gdje je ljudskostU uvrnutoj maštariji s osobom bez ruke i noge?Luđačka košulja sa sto osam držačaS trakom koja se dvaput mota oko mojih leđa, a onda je zakopčajuOdrežem ti jebenu glavu i pitam te gdje si zaglavioKontaš? Zaglavio? Doktore, ova glavobolja je užasnaOvaj anestetik je nikakav, isto kao i ovaj vafl za šećerašeA ova umjetna ruka mi gnječi tortilju

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(Outro)- Zači, to nije bio izbor, bilo je "moram ovo napraviti"I sad sam devedeset dana čist i ovaj, to je sve što imam za podijelitiHvala- Hvala što si to podijelio s nama, Briane, ima li još tko što za podijeliti večeras?- Da, ja imam nešto što bih htio podijelitiKad si ušao kroz vrata, činio si mi se pederkastZato dođi mi, mali, samo mi dođiVoliš kurac, svi te želeVeća si pederčina nego što bi ikad priznaoNeću te morati silovatiZato, prijo, lezi dolje, lezi doljeLezi dolje, lezi doljeGdje svi idete? Ovo su svi u Anonimnim homoseksualcima obožavaliU redu, čekajte, imam druguJednostavno obožavam kondome i puno sperme, ne? Au, sranje

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