Underground
[Intro]A lot of people ask meWhere the fuck I've been at the last few yearsShit, I don't know but I do know I'm back now
[Hook]Here comes the rain and thunder nowNo where to run, to run to nowI disappeared, don't wonder howLooking for me? I'm underground
[Verse 1]Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me upBroken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up60 sluts, all of them dying from asphyxiaAfter they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cupDixie cups, toxins, boxes of Oxy padsEnough Oxycontin to send a fuckin' ox to rehabWack job in the back in a black stocking capJacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match(He can't say that!) Yes he can, I just did, faggotNow guess again, better text message your next-of-kinTell 'em shit's about to get extra messy, especially when I flex againAnd throw a fuckin' lesbian in wet cementFaggoty, faggoty, faggoty, Raggedy Ann and AndyNo! Raggedy Andy and Andy; no, it can't be, it can't beYes, it can be, the fucking Anti-Christ is back, DanteIt's Satan in black satin pantiesThis is Amityville calamity, goddamn itInsanity pills, fanny pack filled with XanniesThrough every nook and cranny lookin' for tranniesMilk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee, lookyRazor-ba-lades with me to make you ba-leedCases of Maybelline makeup lay on a table of weed"Slim Shady? Shit sounds like a fable to me"'til he jumps out of the fuckin' toilet when you're taking a pee!
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[Verse 2]6 semen samples, 17 strands of hairFound in the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity FairHannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can-openerAnd be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy bedsAnd Glad bags, yeah, glad to be backCause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack-dab in rehabFuckin' doctor, I didn't understand a damn word he saidI planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitchTwo weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightenedBiting into a fuckin' Vicodin like I'm a VikingOh, lightning is striking, it might be a fuckin' sign, I need a psychicEvaluation, Fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th!That means it's just a regular dayAnd this is the kind of shit I think of regularlyFucking lesbian shouldn't have had her legs in the wayNow she's pregnant and gay, missin' both legs and begging to stay
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[Verse 3]Tell the critics I'm back and comin' to spit it back in abundanceHit a fag with onions, then split a bag of FunyunsMad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shoot an animalOut of a cannon and have 'em catapult at an adultCaptain of a cult, with an elite followingTo turn Halloween back into a trick-or-treat holidayHave Michael Myers lookin' like a liar, swipe his powerReplace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliersHit Jason Vorhees with a 40Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a storyGave Hannibal Lector a fuckin' nectarine and sat himIn the fuckin' fruit and vegetable section and gave him a lectureWalked up Elm street with a fucking whiffle bat drewFought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands, tooCame out with a little scratch, ewLookin' like I got in a fuckin' pillow fight with a triple-fat gooseInsanity, can it be vanity? Where is the humanityIn having a twisted fantasy with an arm-and-leg amputee?Straitjacket with a hundred eight bracketsWith a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch itCut your fucking head off and ask you where you're headed off toGet it? Headed off to? Medic, this headache's awfulThis anesthetic's pathetic, so's this diabetic waffleAnd this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco
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[Outro]- So, it wasn't a choice, it was I had to do thisAnd now I'm 90 days clean and uh, that's all I have to shareThanks- Thanks for sharing Brian, is there anyone else who would like to share this evening?- Yeah I got something I want to share:When you walked through the door you were queer to meSo come here baby boy, just come here to meYou're a cock boy, everybody wants youYou're gayer than you would ever claim toI won't have to rape youSo homie lay down down down, lay down down downLay down down down, lay down lay downWhere's everybody going? This always went over real big in gay aOk wait, I got another oneI just love condoms and lots of cum, no? Oh, shit