Maths
You're insecure, so half of four,Your old brains are not what they were before,Add two threes, it's fine for us,'cause we're young and we can still remember stuff
Everyone else can multiply by 60,Everyone else can add two
Now take off one hundred and add on 24,Then divide by two and add on seven moreAnd if you're struggling now it's not hard to tellYou don't know, your maths skills are terrible
If only you had a mind like meYou'd understand how to divide the sum by three,And then just add on the age of this OAPYou don't know, your maths skills are terrible