Weird Al Yankovic "Canadian Idiot" Слова пісні

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Canadian Idiot

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiotDon't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nutAnd do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meatAnd they leave the house without packin' heatNever even bring their guns to the mallAnd you know what else is too funny?Their stupid Monopoly moneyCan't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they exportThey treat curling just like it's a real sportThey think their silly accent is so cuteCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Sure they got their national health careCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean airThen again well they got Celine DionEat their weight in Kraft macaroniAnd dream of drivin' a ZamboniAll over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiotWon't figure out their temperature in CelsiusSee the map, they're hoverin' right over usTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of storyBreak their nose and they'll just say "sorry"Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'So quick, before they see it comin'Time for a pre-emptive strike!

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