Canadian Idiot
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiotDon't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nutAnd do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meatAnd they leave the house without packin' heatNever even bring their guns to the mallAnd you know what else is too funny?Their stupid Monopoly moneyCan't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they exportThey treat curling just like it's a real sportThey think their silly accent is so cuteCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure they got their national health careCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean airThen again well they got Celine DionEat their weight in Kraft macaroniAnd dream of drivin' a ZamboniAll over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiotWon't figure out their temperature in CelsiusSee the map, they're hoverin' right over usTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of storyBreak their nose and they'll just say "sorry"Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'So quick, before they see it comin'Time for a pre-emptive strike!