Tacky
It might seem crazy, wearing stripes with plaidI instagram every meal I've hadAll my used liquor bottles are on displayWe can go to see a show but I'll make you pay
(Because I'm tacky)Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks(Because I'm tacky)Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs(Because I'm tacky)Never let you forget some favor I did for you(Because I'm tacky)If you're okay with that, you might just be tacky, too
I meet some chick, ask her this and thatLike 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?' (what?)Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantlyThat's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why
(Because I'm tacky)Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants(Because I'm tacky)Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans(Because I'm tacky)Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review(Because I'm tacky)If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too
Bring me shame, can't nothingBring me shame, I never know whyBring me shame, can't nothingBring me shame, I saidBring me shame, can't nothingBring me shame, it's pointless to tryBring me shame, can't nothingBring me shame, I said
(Because I'm tacky)43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate(Because I'm tacky)Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date(Because I'm tacky)Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV(Because I'm tacky)Took the whole bowl of restaurant mintsHey, it said they're free(Because I'm tacky)I get drunk at the bankAnd take off my shirt, at least(Because I'm tacky)I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased(Because I'm tacky)If I'm bitten by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you(Because I'm tacky)If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too