Jurassic Park
I recall the time they foundthose fossilized mosquitoesAnd before long,they were cloning DNANow I'm being chasedby some irate VelociraptorWell, believe me.This has been one lousy day
Jurassic Park is frightening in the darkAll the dinosaurs are running wildSomeone shut the fence off in the rainI admit it's kinda eerieBut this proves my chaos theoryAnd I don't think I'll be coming back againOh no
I cannot approve of this attraction'Cause getting disemboweledalways makes me kinda madA huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyerWell, I suppose that provesthey're really not all bad
Jurassic Park is frightning in the darkAll the dinosaurs are running wildSomeone let T. Rex out of his penI'm afraid those things'll harm me'Cause they sure don't act like BarneyAnd they think that I'm their dinner,not their friendOh no
Jurassic Park is frightning in the darkAll the dinosaurs are running wildWhat a crummy weekend this has beenWell, this sure ain't no E-ticketThink I'll tell them where to stick it'Cause I'm never coming back this way againOh no... oh no