I'll Sue Ya
I sued Taco Bell'Cause I ate half a million ChalupasAnd I got fat!
I sued PanasonicThey never said I shouldn't use their microwaveTo dry off my cat
Huh, I sued Earthlink'Cause I called them upN' they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lapAnd brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys'R'Us'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ballAnd nearly choked to death
Ugh, I sued PetCo'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litterAnd now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca-Cola, yo'Cause I put my finger down in a bottleAnd it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines'Cause they sold me a ticket to New JerseyI went there, and it sucked!
Yeah!!!
If you stand me up on a dateIf you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
I'm gonna sue, sueYes, I'm gonna sueSue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna doI'm gonna sue, sueYes, I'm gonna sueSue, sue, yeah I might even sue you!
Ugh!!
I sued DuracellThey never told me not to shove that double-ARight up my nose
I sued Home Depot'Cause they sold me a hammerWhich they knew I might drop on my toes
I sued Dell Computers'Cause I took a bath with my laptopNow it doesn't work
I sued Fruit of the Loom'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my headI look like a jerk
I sued Verizon'Cause I get all depressedAny time my cell phone is roaming
I sued Colorado'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too muchLike Wyoming
I sued Neiman Marcus'Cause they put up their Christmas decorationsWay out of season
I sued Ben Affleck...Aw, do I even need a reason?
Ugh!
If I sprain my ankleWhile I'm robbing your place
If I hurt my knucklesWhen I punch you in the face
I'm gonna sue, sueYes, I'm gonna sueSue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna doI'm gonna sue, sueYes, I'm gonna sueSue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you
Ugh!Ugh!Ugh!
I'll sue ya!I'll take all of your moneyI'll sue ya!If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya!I'll take all of your moneyI'll sue ya!If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya!I'll take all of your moneyI'll sue ya!If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya!I'll take all of your moneyI'll sue ya!If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya!Ha-ha ha ha-haaI'll sue ya!What'chall think of that?
I'll sue ya!Ha-ha ha ha-haaBoo ya!I'll sue ya!
Ugh!