eBay
YeahA used pink bathrobeA rare mint snowglobeA Smurf TV trayI bought on eBay
My house is filled with this crapShows up in bubble wrapMost every dayWhat I bought on eBay
Tell me whyI need another pet rockTell me whyI got that Alf alarm clockTell me whyI bid on Shatner's old toupeeThey had it on eBay
I'll buy your knick-knackJust check my feedback"A++!" they all sayThey love me on eBay
Gonna buya slightly-damaged golf bagGonna buysome Beanie Babies, new with tagFrom some guyI've never met in NorwayFound him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe youWith two seconds left to go, whoaGot Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please yaAs long as I've got the dough
I'll buy your tchotchkesSell me your watch, pleaseI'll buyI'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buyI'm highest bidder now
Junk keeps arriving in the mailFrom that worldwide garage saleA Dukes Of Hazard ashtrayHey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtrayOh yeahI bought it on eBay
Wanna buya PacMan Fever lunchboxWanna buya case of vintage tube socksWanna buya Kleenex used by Dr. Dre,Used by Dr. DreFound it on eBay
Wanna buythat Farrah Fawcet posterPez dispensers and a toasterDon't know whythe kind of stuff you'd throw awayI'll buy on eBay
What I bought on eBay