Ode To A Superhero
Peter Parker was pitifulCouldn't have been any shyerMary Jane still wouldn't notice himEven if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science labThat mutated spider came downOh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's wallsAnd he's swingin' all over town
La li la, li de daLa la, li le la da dumb
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-ManSling us a web tonight'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero nowAnd there's evil doers to fight
Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of hisWho horns in on Mary JaneBut to his great surprise it seems she prefers guysWho can kiss upside down in the rain
"With great power comes great responsibility"That's the catch phrase of old Uncle BenIf you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the lineAgain and again and again
Oh, la la la, di de daLa la, di di da da dom
Now Norman's a billionare scientistWho never had time for his sonBut then something went screw and before you knew heWas trying to kill everyone
And he's ridin' around on that glider thingAnd he's throwin' that weird pumpkin bombYes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers maskBut he's scarier without it on
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-ManSling us a web tonight'Cause you're brave and you're strong and so limber nowBut where'd you come up with those tights?
It's a pretty sad day at the funeralNorman Osborn has bitten the dustAnd I heard Harry's said he wants Spider-Man deadAw, but his buddy Pete he can trust
Oh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter nowAw, but Peter, he just shuts her downMary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a tryAgain when the sequal comes 'round
Oh, la la la, di de daLa la, di di da da dumb
Sling us a web, you're the Spider-ManSling us a web tonight'Cause we all sure could use us a hero nowAnd we think that you'll do all right