Don't Bother
She's got the kind of look that defies gravityShe's the greatest cookAnd she's fat free
She's been to private schoolAnd she speaks perfect FrenchShe's got the perfect friendsOh isn't she cool
She practices Tai ChiShe'd never lose her nerveShe's more than you deserveShe's just far better than me
Hey Hey
So don't botherI won't die of deceptionI promise you won't ever see me cryDon't feel sorry
And don't botherI'll be fineBut she's waitingThe ring you gave to her will lose its shineSo don't bother, be unkind
I'm sure she doesn't knowHow to touch you like I wouldI beat her at that one goodDon't you think so?
She's almost 6 feet tallShe must think I'm a fleaI'm really a cat you seeAnd it's not my last life at all
Hey Hey
So don't botherI won't die of deceptionI promise you won't ever see me cryDon't feel sorry
Don't botherI'll be fineBut she's waitingThe ring you gave to her will lose its shineSo don't bother, be unkind
For you, I'd give up all I ownAnd move to a communist countryIf you came with me, of courseAnd I'd file my nails so they don't hurt youAnd lose those pounds, and learn about footballIf it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't
So don't bother,I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be finePromise you won't ever see me cry
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your typePromise you won't ever see me cry
Don't bother,I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be finePromise you won't ever see me cry
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your typePromise you won't ever see me cry