Motherlover
Andy Samberg: Oh dang.Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mother's Day.Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her.Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.Justin Timberlake: Damn, I forgot it too.Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided.What the hell are we gonna do?Justin Timberlake: My mom's been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.Andy Samberg: Cold.Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray.Justin Timberlake: WordAndy Samberg: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.Both: Hold up!Andy Samberg: You thinkin what I'm thinkin?Justin Timberlake: I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too.Both: Slow up!Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg?Justin Timberlake: It's time for a switcharoo.Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needsI say we break em offShow em how much they really meanCause...
I'm a Mother LoverYou're a Mother LoverWe should fuck each other's mothersBoth: Fuck each others momsI'm pushin' that lady where you came out as a babyAin't no doubt this shit is crazyBoth: Fuckin' each other's moms
'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's NightIf doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be rightI'm callin on you 'cause I can't do it myselfTo me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
Andy Samberg: I'll be layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and rosesJustin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million posesAndy Samberg: They will be so surprisedJustin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtfulAndy Samberg: Can't wait to pork your momJustin Timberlake: I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffleBoth: Sho nuff!Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomileBoth: Straight up!Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyleJustin Timberlake: This is the perfect planAndy Samberg: For a perfect Mother's DayJustin Timberlake: They'll have to rename this oneBoth: All-Up-Under-the-Covers Day
'Cause I'm a Mother LoverYou're a Mother LoverWe should fuck each others mothersJustin Timbrlake: Fuck each other's momsI'm pushin that ladyWhere you came out as a babyAin't no doubt this shit is crazyJustin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each other's moms
Andy Samberg: Break it down
Andy Samberg: It would be my honor to be your new step-fatherJustin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new step-fatherAndy Samberg: While you're in my mother, make me another brother. And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubberJustin Timberlake: OH!
'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's NightIf doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be rightI'm callin' on you cause I can't do it myselfTo me you're like a brother, so be my mother loverThey blessed us both with the gift of lifeShe brought you in this world so Imma sex her rightThis is the second best idea that we've ever hadThe choice can be no otherBe my mother lover
Andy Samberg: Happy Mother's Day