Yolo
[Intro: Andy Samberg]YOLO, you only live once.The battle cry of a generation.This life is a precious gift.So don't get too crazy,It's not worth the risk.
[Hook: Adam Levine]You know that we are still young.So don't be dumb.Don't trust anyone,Cause you only live once.
Verse 1: Kiv, Jorm, & AndyUgh, you only live once,That's the motto.So take a chill pill,Ease off the throttle.
Never go to loud clubsCause it's bad for your ears.Your friends will all be sorryWhen they can't hear.
And stay the hell away from drugsCause they're not legal.Then bury all your money in the backyardLike a beagle.
Cause you should never trust a bankThey've been known to fail.And never travel by car, a bus,Boat or by rail.
And don't travel by plane.And don't travel at all.Built a bomb shelter basementWith titanium walls.
And wear titanium suitsIn case pianos fall on youAnd never go in saunasCause they're crawlin' with piranhas.
And never take the stairsCause they're often unsafe.You only live once,Don't let it go to waste.
[Hook: Adam Levine]
[Verse 2: Jorm, Kiv, & Andy]Yeah, and here's another piece of advice:Stay away from kidsCause their hair is filled with mad lice.
There's no such thingAs too much Purell.This a cautionary tale,Word to George Orwell.
So don't 1980 forceAny plugs into sockets.Always wear a chastity beltAnd triple lock it.
Then hire a tasterMake him check your food for poison.And if you think your mailman is a spyThen destroy him.
No blankets or pajamasThey can choke you in your sleep.Two words about furniture:Killing machines.
Board your windows up,The sun is bad for your health.And always wear a straight jacketSo you're safe from yourself.
[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]Take no chances, stop freelancin'Invest in your future, don't dilute your finances401K, make sure it's low riskThen get some real estate4.2%, Thirty year mortgage,That's important, that's a great dealAnd if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last billRenting is for suckers right now, a dependable savingsAnd you'll retire with money in your account.Beast.
[Bridge: All]YOLO, say no no.Isolate yourselfAnd just roll soloBe care-foloYou oughta look outAlso stands for YOLO.You know that we are still young.Burn the prints off your thumbs.Then pull out all your teeth,So you can't bite your tongue.Only on this earth for a short time, timeSo don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die.