Dick in a box
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give youSo just sit down and listenGirl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)And now I'm ready to lay it on the line(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wideGonna give you something so you know what's on my mindA gift real special, so take off the topTake a look inside -- it's my dick in a boxNot gonna get you a diamond ringThat sort of gift don't mean anythingNot gonna get you a fancy carGirl ya gotta know you're my shining starNot gonna get you a house in the hillsA girl like you needs somethin' realWanna get you somethin' from the heartSomethin' special girlIt's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babeIt's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girlSee I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to noneTo all the fellas out there with ladies to impressIt's easy to do just follow these steps1: Cut a hole in a box2: Put your junk in that box3: Make her open the boxAnd that's the way you do itIt's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babeIt's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girlChristmas; dick in a boxHanukkah; dick in a boxKwanzaa; a dick in a boxEvery single holiday a dick in a boxOver at your parent's house a dick in a boxMid day at the grocery store a dick in a boxBackstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)a dick in a box...