Sinking
You're On A Wide Open OceanNo One Around You For MilesYour Thinkin' Of Drinking On WaterWhile You're Sailing The Nile
No One To Stop You On Your WayFlyin' By Goes A StorkYou Decide To Bring Your Oars In NowBut Accidentally Knock Out The Cork
(Chorus)Row Your Boat To Shore'Cause It Is Leaking And You're Still DrinkingUnless You Cork The HoleYou Won't Be Sailing You'll Be Sinking
Not Knowin' Your Sinkin'You Take Out A Bottle Of RumSwiggin' A Drink To The BottomThe Label Reads 'Van Monchinghum'
Oars Back Into The WaterYou Think You'll Sail OnBut You Can't 'Cause Your Boat ContainsThree And A Half Gallons
(Repeat Chorus)
Row, Row, Row Your BoatSail Your Ship To ShoreYou're Barely, Barely, Barely Keeping AfloatI Hope That You Won't Drink No More