50 Ways to Say Goodbye
My heart is paralyzedMy head was oversizedI'll take the high road like I shouldYou said it's meant to beThat it's not you, it's meYou're leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplaneFried getting suntannedFell in a cement mixer full of quicksandHelp me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!She met a shark under waterFell and no one caught herI returned everything I ever bought herHelp me, help me, I'm all out of liesAnd ways to say you died
My pride still feels the stingYou were my everythingSome day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)She'll think I'm SupermanNot super minivanHow could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslideEaten by a lionGot run over by a crappy purple ScionHelp me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!She dried up in the desertDrowned in a hot tubDanced to death at an east side night clubHelp me, help me, I'm all out of liesAnd ways to say you died
I wanna live a thousand lives with youI wanna be the one you're dying toLove.. but you don't want to
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna sayThat's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplaneFried getting suntannedFell in a cement mixer full of quicksandHelp me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!She met a shark under waterFell and no one caught herI returned everything I ever bought herHelp me, help me, I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslideEaten by a lionGot run over by a crappy purple ScionHelp me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!She dried up in the desertDrowned in a hot tubDanced to death at an east side night clubHelp me, help me, I'm all out of liesAnd ways to say you died