American
[Intro]How y'all doin there folks?My name is Aberdeen WashingtonAnd I'm a proud AmericanAnd a terrorist fighterThat's rightHey gimme another beer bitch!
[Hook]Now when the day Bin Laden comes to townI'mma drop a dueceWipe it up with his towelMow my lawn, sit on the couchImma watch some footballI pray to the Lord the Cowboys winAnd beat the hell outta them damn RedskinsCall up the boysGet drunk as shitGod damn right I'm an American
[Verse 1]That's rightI'm AmericanGot a picture of Reagan above my fireNext to the deer I shot with my rifleNRA hell yeah I support 'emNo pro choiceNo abortionMexicans, send 'em back over the borderRide on home to SamoaOr wherever they come fromThey're takin' our jobsEatin' our hamburgersTakin' our jobsThey takin' our jobs!I see them in the fieldI'm takin' their head offI hate my jobAnd I hate my bossBut I love my country
[Bridge]And I pray to GodThat the Cowboys winFuck yeah Romo!And the Cowboys winThat's right, that's right, that's rightC'mon, everybodyJust clap your handsIf you love our countryIf you love our landThat's rightAnd if you're not clapping your handsYou're a terroristAnd you eat sand (sandwiches)
[Hook]The day Bin Laden comes to townI'mma drop a deuceWipe my poop with his towelMow my lawnSit on the couchAnd I'mma watch some footballAnd I pray to the lord the Cowboys winAnd beat the hell outta them damn RedskinsCall up the boysGet drunk as shitGod damn right I'm American
[Verse 2]I'm Ameri-fuckin-canAnd John McCain and Sarah PalinI know you lost out thereIt was a tough oneBut you're still two mavericks in my bookDon't worry about itAnd listen PalinI heard you like beer, me tooI don't have a 6 packBut I got a beer bong in my pantsWhat do ya' say we go get shit facedIn a helicopter and kill a mooseAmerica, the chosen, guns, explosions, McDonald's, bowlingYou don't like it? We exploit you!Pop a pill, get a boner!Hell yeahTony RomoMan that guy is so damn cuteI wanna sack his bonerAnd ride him broke backAll the way to WyomingNo homo, psych!Hey I said no homoFuck terrorists!I mean like, I don't wanna fuck a terroristGuys I'm kidding!I like RomoI don't "like" RomoI said fuck terroristsNot I wanna fuck a terroristYou wouldn't, if you caught Bin LadenYou wouldn't give him one in the butt?For America?If you said "no homo" right after you did it?It doesn't count if it's terrorists
[Bridge]Hey little AberdeenCome in hereYeah?Hey come sing the national family anthemCome onUSA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!Hey hey!USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!Hey hey!
[Outro]That's rightI'm an American citizenAberdeen WashingtonThis is my countryAnd just because Barack ObamaWon the presidential electionDoes not mean that half the countryDoesn't feel the same way I doMan I came to America (yeah)And I live in America (c'mon)And I live in AmericaI do too dadLemme get emAnd I live in AmericaDad and I live in AmericaShut up!Little Aberdeen shut the fuck up!My badLemme tell 'emThat's rightI'm American