The Lazy Song
Today I don't feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon't feel like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet upThen stare at the fanTurn the TV on, throw my hand in my pantsNobody's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch,Just chillin' in my snuggieClick to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking manOh, oh
Yes I said itI said itI said it 'cause I can
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90XMeet a really nice girlHave some really nice sexAnd she's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'(Oh my god, this is great)Yeah
I might mess around, get my college degreeI bet my old man will be so proud of meBut sorry pops, you'll just have to waitOh, oh
Yes I said itI said itI said it 'cause I can
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair'Cause I ain't going anywhereNo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh
I'll just strut in my birthday suitAnd let everything hang looseYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
OhToday I don’t feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon’t feel like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at allNothing at allNothing at all