Oh Santa
[Verse 1]Oh, there's a BentleyA house in ChelseaThere's a myriad o' things that you can get meA little pony, a bunch of Tony'sOh, the things that you could do for me
[Chours]Oh, Santa, oh, SantaI know that you deliver everything I'm afterBut you don't need to read another Christmas listJust save a little kiss for me
[Verse 2]Oh, a jacuzzi, oh, that'll do meWith a bubble bathAnd back rub with ClooneyOh an elixir, a super fixerOh, the things that you could do for me
[Chours]Oh, Santa, oh, SantaI know that you deliver everything I'm afterBut you don't need to read another Christmas listJust save a little kiss for me
[Bridge]Oh SantaYeah, there's a few things on my listFew things I'd but there's not a lot that I really needOr maybe?Oh, a tiara, a baby llamaA private dinner with President ObamaA trip to outer space to get off my faceOh, the things that you could do for me
[Chours]Oh, Santa, oh, SantaI know that you deliver everything I'm afterBut you don't need to read another Christmas listOh, I know you got better things to do than thisOh, you don't need to read another Christmas listJust save a little kiss for me
[Outro]Thank you, Santa