Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
"The problem is all inside your head"She said to me"The answer is easyIf you take it logically.I'd like to help you in your struggleTo be free.There must beFifty ways to leave your lover!"
She said "It's really not my habit to intrude.Furthermore, I hope my meaningWon't be lost or misconstrued.But I'll repeat myself,At the risk of being crude:There must beFifty ways to leave your lover."
Fifty ways to leave your lover:
Just slip out the back, Jack!Make a new plan, Stan!You don't need to be coy, Roy,Just get yourself free.Hop on the bus, Gus!You don't need to discuss much.Just drop off the key, Lee,And get yourself free!
Ooo slip out the back, Jack!Make a new plan, Stan!You don't need to be coy, Roy,Just listen to me.Hop on the bus, Gus!You don't need to discuss much.Just drop off the key, LeeAnd get yourself free!
She said "It grieves me soTo see you in such pain.I wish there was something I could doTo make you smile again!"I said "I appreciate that."And "Would you please explainAbout the fifty ways?"
She said "Why don't we bothJust sleep on it tonightAnd I believe that in the morningYou'll begin to see the light."And then she kissed meAnd I realized she probably was right.There must beFifty ways to leave your lover.
Fifty ways to leave your lover:
Just slip out the back, Jack!Make a new plan, Stan!You don't need to be coy, Roy,Just get yourself free.Oh, you hop on the bus, Gus!You don't need to discuss much.Just drop off the key, Lee,And get yourself free!
Slip out the back, Jack!Make a new plan, Stan!You don't need to be coy, Roy,Just listen to me.Hop on the bus, Gus!You don't need to discuss much.Just drop off the key, LeeAnd get yourself free!