Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)
I saw her drinking beerEating peanuts by the barI was pretty desperateAnd I knew she had a carShe said her name was DebbieShe was a friend of Jenny CraigsShe had boobs like watermelonsAnd breath like rotten eggs
I know you're hungryI can see it in your eyesCuz you're looking at meLike I'm a side of friesI wanna take your chubby assBack to my placeAnd squirt my baby gravyAll over your face yeah!!!
Woah-oh! Woah-ohThar she blows!Woah-oh! Woah-ohThar she blows!Fat girlShe's everything I wanted and moreFat girlShe can't fit through the doorWoah-oh! Woah-ohThar she blows!
I wanna prove to youMy feelings are for realSo I'm gonna buy youA million happy meals (yeah)I want a chunk of that bodyIf you'll only let me inI wanna sink my summer sausageInto that double chin yeah!!!
Woah-oh! Woah-ohThar she blows!Woah-oh! Woah-ohThar she blows!Fat girlIs riding my jock againFat girlIs snacking on my cock againOuch! Don't bite!
[Satchel tools it]
My friends keep telling meI must be going blindCuz you got cottage cheeseAll over your behind (yeah)And even though some peoplePoint and laugh at usYou can kick their ass becauseYou're bigger than a bus!
Fat girlI can't believe you're eating againFat girlWhere does your neck begin?Woah-oh! Woah-ohThar she blows!Fat girlPut my hot dog into your bunFat girlYou're really really tons of fun!Woah-oh! Woah-ohThar she blows!Woah-oh! Woah-ohThar she blows!
(You're my fat, fat girl, ohYou know I really love you'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh
Come here baby, where you goin'?Haha, you're a cow!Come here baby, hey
I love youI can't live without youI can't live without youCome here, hey! *whistles*Come here!
It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude!All these hot bitchesAnd that one fat girl)