B.V.S.
Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common diseaseLadies that have this affliction are never easy to pleaseIf you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can doIt's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two
I won't rest till I do my bestTo rid the whole world of B.V.S.Gonna do my bestTo rid the whole world of motherfucking B.V.S.
B.V.S. is a bit like shooting hoops with a tennis ballIt's easy to get it in there, but it doesn't satisfy at all
Well I do my best to make 'em cum, but my cock won't do the trickand I got a full five inchesIn other words, a massive dick, yeah
I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S.I'm gonna pass that testGonna rid the world of that ubiquitous B.V.S.
B.B.S. is differentThat's when your tits get super fatBut most guys that I talk to say they got no problem with that, noSood man, Big Vagina Syndrome is not just a silly jokeIt's a pandemic of massive proportions affecting every girl I pokeIf a man like me can't make you cum with my massive piece of meat, chances are you got B.V.S. girlAnd that's the thing that we gotta beatGotta beat that fuckin meat
I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S.Whoa, ya got some kick ass breasts, but the problem is that goddamn B.V.S. B.V.S.