Party All Day (Fuck All Night)
(It's story about a boyWhose ???????his very first time)
When I was only threeMy Mama said to meDon't go screwing a skanky girl1Or you're gonna get VD
When I was SeventeenI poked a kooky bitchA couple days later my balls swelled upAnd my crotch began to itch
But that's when I totally knewWhat God wanted me to do
WhoooooaaHey Hey HeyFuck all night and Party all Day
(Check it out)Now I'm in a bitchin' bandAnd I'm Banging every nightI don't care if she's a trailer hoAnd she's got three friggin' eyesI get up in the afternoonCuz I don't have a stupid jobI drink some beer and I watch cartoonsWhile a slut polishes my knob
Smoke and drink and screwThat's what I was born to do!
(Now God's looking down on me,saying, "Hey man, way to be!"
Fuck fuck fuck yeah,Fuck yeah!
...Fuck yeah, dude)