Monologue Song (La La La)
I like glitter and sparkly dresses,But I'm not gonna talk about thatIn my monologueI like baking and things that smell like winter,But I'm not gonna talk about thatIn my monologue
La la la, la la la
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me,But I'm not gonna say thatIn my monologueI like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public,But I'm not gonna say thatIn my monologue
La la, la la la la laThis is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe,The guy who broke up with me on the phone,But I'm not gonna mention himIn my monologueHey Joe! I'm doing real well,Tonight I'm hosting SNLBut I'm not gonna brag about thatIn my monologue
La la la, ha ha haHa ha ha, ha ha haLa la la
And if you're wondering if I might,Be dating the werewolf from Twilight,(Hi Taylor!)I'm not gonna comment on thatIn my monologue
La la, la la la la laThis is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to saySomething bad about KanyeAnd how he ran up on the stageAnd ruined by VMA monologue.....
But there's nothing more to sayCause everything's okayI've got security lining this stageThis is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la la laThis is my SNL monologueLa la, la la la la laThat was my SNL monologue