Church Heathen
Ah ha, if you take this too seriousThen you really need some church
Them feel say through them go a church their sinsDon't need forgiving, forgivingThem really gone from bad to worse with themYour careless living, living
Me ah boy no go church from how longRather sleep through the morning and put on a slamBut mi woman she ah pressure me fuh go confessionSo mi decide fi go and kill the conversation
So mi sit down right beside sister PamWho ah tell me everything about the congregation'Bout Sister Paulette and her gay husbandAnd how she ah still ah sleep with the mini bus man
Sister Gwen claim she ah ChristianBut ah last night dem catch her in ah stone love sessionShe a do the dutty dance to de Matterhorn songAnd say she get de thing them from the baby cham
Them feel say through them go a church their sinsDon't need forgiving, forgivingThem really gone from bad to worse with themYour careless living, living
She all ah tell mi about the one DeaconWho ah drive the big Benz ah where him get money fromThat's why nobody nah want give no collectionNow see the church roof ah leak ah wah him really deh pan
Every Sunday is a competitionMi see nuff ah dem a gwan like dem in ah name brandThat deh setin' wah she ah wear come out ah some trunk bottomWith deh canfah ball smell dat ah no new fashion
Then she proceed fi talk 'bout dem man demOnly come ah service fi look church womanAnd fi fool up deh gyal talk about religionBut mi could say nothing because mi know mi ah one
Them feel say through them go a church their sinsDon't need forgiving, forgivingThem really gone from bad to worse with themYour careless living, living
Next Sunday nah miss me, hear miSoap opera can't sweet so, hear miJust sight some choir sista, hear miHaffi secure mi walk through the Pearly gates
Next Sunday nah miss me, hear miSoap opera can't sweet so, hear miJust sight some choir sista, hear miHaffi secure mi walk through the Pearly gates
Me ah boy no go church from how longRather sleep through the morning and put on a slamBut mi woman she ah pressure me fuh go confessionSo mi decide fi go and kill the conversation
So mi sit down right beside sister PamWho ah tell me everything about the congregation'Bout Sister Paulette and her gay husbandAnd how she ah still ah sleep with the mini bus man
Sister Gwen claim she ah ChristianBut ah last night dem catch her in ah stone love sessionShe a do the dutty dance to de Matterhorn songAnd say she get de thing them from the baby cham
Them feel say through them go a church their sinsDon't need forgiving, forgivingThem really gone from bad to worse with themYour careless living, living
Them feel say through them go a church their sinsDon't need forgiving, forgivingThem really gone from bad to worse with themYour careless living, living