Takin My Ball
[Intro]Yo...Dre Man..Make my vocals sound sexyCome on man, come on man, okaaaay
[Hook]It feels so wrong cause it feels so rightBut its all right, its ok with meI'll do my steps all by myselfI don't need nobody to play with meBut if you just give me a chanceI can put you in a trance the way I danceBut don't nobody wanna play with me so I'mTaking My Ball and going home, home
[Verse 1: Eminem]I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind endAnd crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocalsSlut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddlesWhile I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl, now lets cuddleBlood curdlin', your gurglin' on your blood, what'llI do for my next trick? I'm feelin' won-der-fulI think I might just do somethin' a little less subtleShove a fucking tonka truck up a little kids buttholeFeel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassadorOf the valentines day massacreSlash assassin, I slash her in the ass with aIcicle and leave her layin' a blood bath while IPut a catheter in and jump in the bath with herIn my spiderman mask man, just imagine the fun I can have with a strap onStick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlonAre those pistachio's damn, I'd like to have someLaying on the patio man, rolling a fat oneShady drop the magic marker, put the cap onGod damn man, are you that much of an asshole?
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[Verse 2: Eminem]I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between eachOne of my thighs and make it disappear like a genieMake the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikiniBelieve me homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanieThey call me the fruit loop from jupiterI'm tryna to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shootDon't move or ya might get it stuck so fucking far up in your uvulaYou ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteusTotally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studiaNow who do ya think is more fruitierWeenier smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of yaEye shadow and man it looked nice, you should've seen it motherI think I'll put a piece of art on my visa cardThen I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a CuisinartThen mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald'sJump on her lap and watch the Sopranos
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[Verse 3: Eminem]Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back, BOOM!And assumin' the fact that that dudes in the back roomUsin' the bathroom vacuumin' a raccoonSkewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboonYou shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broomYou should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab woundsYou in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, oohBut there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hairAnd make her wear a bathin' suit and take her para sailin'Shady why you gotta pick on the lady forWhy you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bedKelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinetNo wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changedYou like graffiti dike, well I can pee pee and write your name
[Hook]
Fine nobody wants to play with meFuck you then bitch!You guys are always mean to me anywaysAll you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuffYou guys are gonna make me...make me sad I'm sadI'm gonna cry...I'm cryingI'm going' tell my mom....mom