Square Dance
[Intro]People!! It feels so good to be backLadies and gentleman, introducing the new and improved you know who
[Verse 1]Never been the type to bend or budgeThe wrong button to push, no friend of BushI'm the centerpiece, you're a MalteseI'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can ceaseAll these people I had to leave in limboI'm back now, I've come to release this infoI'll be brief and let me just keep shit simpleCanibitch don't want no beef with Slim? no!Not even on my radarSo won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay offAnd follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance to seanceAw-a-aw-ch-a-aw
[Hook]You all c'mon nowLet's all get on downLet's do-si-do nowWe're gonna have a good ol' timeDon't be scared, cause there ain't nothing to worry aboutLet your hair downAnd square dance with me!
[Verse 2]Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on backBoo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man's backWith a plan to ambush this Bush administrationMush the Senate's face and push this generationOf kids to stand and fight for the right to say something you might not likeThis white hot light that I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburntOh no, I won't leave no stone unturnedOh no, I won't leave, won't go nowhereDo-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello thereOh yeah, don't think I won't go thereGo to the Beirut and do a show thereYeah you laugh till your mothafuckin' ass gets draftedWhile you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happenTill you fuck around, get an Anthrax napkinInside a package wrapped in Saran wrap wrappin'Open the plastic and then you stand back gaspin'Fuckin' assassins hi-jackin' Amtracks, crashin'All this terror, America demands actionNext thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'To join the army or what you'll do for their NavyYou just a baby gettin' recruited at eighteenYou're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beansI'm 28, they gonna take you 'fore they take meCrazy insane or insane crazy?When I say Hussein you say ShadyMy views ain't changed still Inhumane, waitArraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!
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[Verse 3]Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes meNothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts meNothin' boosts me more or suits me beautifullyThere's nothin' you can do to me, stab me, shoot at mePsychotic, hypnotic, product I got the antibioticAin't nobody hotter and so on and yada yadaGod I talk a lot of hem-de-lay-la-la-laOochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gottaKeep movin', there's more music to makeKeep makin' new shit, produce hits to breakThe monotony, what's gotten into me?Drugs, rock and Hennessey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemiesOn your knees, Got you under siegeSomebody you would give a lung to beHungry like a fuckin' younger meFuck the fee, I can get you jumped for freeYeah buddy, laugh it's funnyI have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothin'I'm past bluffingPass the K-Y, let's get ready for some intense serious ass fucking!
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[Outro]Dr. Dre., wants to square dance with meNasty Nas, wants to square dance with meX to the Z, wants to square dance with meBusta Rhymes, wants to square dance with meCan-a-bitch won't square dance with meFan-a-bitch, won't square dance with meCanada-bis, don't want no parts of meDirty Dozen wants to square dance with you-----YEE-HAW!!!