Penguin, James Penguin
Well the reindeer pull the sleighAnd the elves make the toysThose are the stories that are well known to allLittle girls and boys
But I've got another storyThat I bet you haven't heardDid you know that SantaHas a secret agent bird
He's Penguin, James PenguinThat dapper little guyLike a well dressed duck in a three piece tuxHe's Santa's secret spy
Have you ever wonderedHow Santa keeps tabsHow he knows when you've been goodHow he knows when you've been bad
He's Penguin, James PenguinThat dapper little guyLike a well dressed duck in a three piece tuxHe's Santa's secret spy
From an undisclosed locationHe's watching me and youHe's got satellite up links in his cufflinksYeah he sees everything you do
He's Penguin, James PenguinThat dapper little guyLike a well dressed duck in a three piece tuxHe's Santa's secret spy
Not so very long agoSanta didn't need much helpBut with more and more kids every yearHe soon got overwhelmedHe told the elves one ChristmasWe can't do this anymoreThen a knight in shining polyesterWaddled through his door
And it was Penguin, James PenguinHe was there to save the dayHe had wirelessAnd GPS outfitted on the sleigh
And Santa said PenguinWon't you be my ears and eyesHow'd you like to help me runMy SC FBI
He's Penguin, James PenguinAnd now I guess you've heardHow Santa got his little ChristmasSecret Agent Bird