Eminem "My mom" testo

My mom

Yeah!Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...Okay! Alright!Yo, Yo.Yo! Yo!Alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus firstHere we go now!

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.

"My mom, my mom" --I know you're probablytired of hearing 'bout my mom oh-oh whoa-oh,but this is just a story of when I was just a shortyand how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um.Valium was in everything: food that I ate,the water that I drank, fucking peas in my plate.She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steakso everyday I had at least three stomach aches.Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see herson be grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever?My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing, either:"What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?""Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether.Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin reefer."But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either.It was neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought.Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin';What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for?Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'.Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra.

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.

Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner!"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did I?""Now here's a plate full of pain killers.Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes.You little motherfucker, don't you sit there and makethat retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it!""You'd better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it.Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again!And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin againuntil next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it,I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit!You little shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent?A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it!Child support? Your father, he ain't sent the shit!So what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!"

My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom.I know I should let bygones be bygones,but she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on.

'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.

My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party animal.I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach.But my bars only last about two minutes!But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it.I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh!

Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict.--"nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me!" but that's actuallywhat has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up back to me.And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom! Beautiful!She killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed it.Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache."Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat?Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!"But I don't need it!"Well fuck it, then break it up!Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!"Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel like arguin'!I'll do it --pop and gobble it, start wobblin',stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bedwith bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head!

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.

My mom, I'm just like her!

My mom, my mom, my mom (x3)My mom, my mama[in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no more.

Heh, sorry mom! I still love you, though! [kiss sound]

Dr. Dre 2010!

[in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here...

Moja mama

Da!Aha, aha, aha, aha...U redu... OkJo, joJo, joUredu, prvo ide refren...Idemo sad!

Moja mama voljela je Valium i mnoge lijekove,Zato sam ja takav kakav sam, jer sam kao onaJer moja mama voljela je Valium i mnoge lijekove,Zato sam ja na čemu sam, jer ja sam moja mama.

Moja mama, moja mama, znam da vam je vjerovatno već dosta od slušanja o mojoj mami o-o-oAli ovo je samo priča o tome kad sam bio malac,i kako sam se navukao na Valium.Valium je bio u svemu: hrani koju sam jeo, vodi koju sam pio, j***nom grašku u mom tanjiruPrskala ga je dovoljno da začini moj odrezak,pa sam svaki dan imao bar 3 mučnine.Pa recite mi, kakva majka bi željela da gleda svogsina da odrasta da bude drogerašMoj učitelj nije mislio da ću biti išta drugo'zašto lijepiš tu žvaku ispod tog j***nog sjedišta?''Gospođo Mathers, vaš sin je pućkao također,ili to, ili je pušio marihuanu'Ali svo to pućkanje i pušenje nije bilo to,Brujalo je, ali to nije ono što je ona mislila.Mokriti u šoljicu za čaj, k****, nisi mi čuvar, spavam,Zašto se nastavljaš sa mnom zaj***vatiMoraš me pustiti da se sam zezam, ne igram se.Idi nađi sebi bijelu bojicu i nacrtaj j***nu zebru.

Moja mama voljela je Valium i mnoge lijekove,Zato sam ja takav kakav sam, jer sam kao onaJer moja mama voljela je Valium i mnoge lijekove,Zato sam ja na čemu sam, jer ja sam moja mama.

Čekaj malo! Ovo nije večera, ovo je razjeđivač boje!'Jeo si to jučer i nisam čula nikakve pritužbe, zar ne?Evo tanjira punog tableta protiv bola,sad samo čekaj da razbijem Valium i stavim ti ga u krompire ,ti malo gov**, samo sjedi i napravi taj retardiran izraz lica a da nisi ni probao''Bolje ti je da poližeš tanjir, nećeš ga protraćiti,stavi lice u njeg prije nego te opet bacim u podrum,i ne prestajem ovdje. Samo ćeš sjediti tu i htjeti se vrtjeti opet, ponovo ću koristiti istu stvar, i kad napravim špinat, biće ti i u njemu!Ti malo gov**, sjediš tu i praviš se nevin?Polica je pala i udarila me u K-Martu i svjedočili su!Alimentacija? Tvoj otac, nije je poslao!A šta i da jeste? To nije tvoja briga, dijete!'

Moja mama, nema niko sličan mojoj mami.Znam da to treba zaboraviti,ali ona je razlog što se drogiram, čime se drogiram.

Moja mama voljela je Valium i mnoge lijekove,Zato sam ja takav kakav sam, jer sam kao onaJer moja mama voljela je Valium i mnoge lijekove,Zato sam ja na čemu sam, jer ja sam moja mama.

Moja mama je voljela Valium, sad ono što sam jest partijanerska životinja.Ono sam što sam, snažan sam da završim sa ovim Valium-špinatomali moje prepreke traju oko dvije minute!Ali ne želim to progutati a da ne sažvaćem,Ne mogu ni napisati rimu bez tebe u njoj,moj Valium, moj Valium, čovječe

Čovječe, nikad nisam ni pomislio da ću biti ovisnik o drogama, 'ma, pusti to, to se ne može meni desiti'ali to je upravo ono što se desilo, tragedija, prešlo je na meneI to je vjerovatno gdje sam se upoznao s tim okusom, zar ne?Lijekovi su bombe, mama, prelijepo!Ubila je j***nog psa sa lijekom koji mu je dala,najela ga aspirinom i rekla da on ima glavobolju.'Evo, želiš užinu? Gladan si, ti j***no derište?Pogledaj to, to je Zaneks, uzmi ga i prilegni! Pojedi to!""Ali ne treba mi!""Pa, prepolovi onda!Uzmi mali dio i progutaj prije nego što probudiš Nathana!""Uredu, mama, pobjeđuješ, ne raspravlja mi se, udarit ću to-progutati halapljivo, početi se njihati,posrnuti, hromnuti, spotaći se, pasti,i upasti u krevet s napuhanom glavom kao kod Heatha Ledgera.

Moja mama voljela je Valium i mnoge lijekove,Zato sam ja takav kakav sam, jer sam kao onaJer moja mama voljela je Valium i mnoge lijekove,Zato sam ja na čemu sam, jer ja sam moja mama.

Moja mama, isti sam ona!

Moja mama, moja mama,moja mama, moja mamaMoja mama, ne uzimam ovo više.

Heh, izvini mama! Još uvijek te volim!Dr. Dre, 2010

Čovječe, ova stvar je pakleno dobra, druže!Čovječe, izvuci nas odavde!