If Love Was A Plane
She's 98 lbs. working down at the Dairy QueenWith an Ogilvie home perm and braces.And he's long haired no job and just 19They've got a baby on the way andThey're off to the races
In love look at em goNow what in the worldCould go world could go wrong?Don't tell them the oddsIts best they don't know.If love was a plane, nobody's get on.
At the Ivy at lunchtime in Beverly HillsThe paparazzi are gathered outsideCause' an actor and an actress are having lunchAnd according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight
They're in love,Look at em goNow what in the world could go wrong?
Don't tell them the odds,Its best they don't know,If love was a plane nobody's get on
Imagine now the pilots voice on the intercomRight before we leave the groundSaying folks thanks for flying with usBut there's a six in ten chance we're going downBut that's the strangest thing about this emotion,Even knowing our chances are small,We line up at the gate with our ticketsThinking, somehow were different
I mean after allWe're in love look at us go!Now what in the world could go wrong?To hell with the odds we'd rather not knowIf love was a plane, nobody's get onYa, if love was a plane nobody's get on