Skeleton in the Closet
Boy, don't you go in thereCome outta there, boyDon't you know that house is haunted?
There's an old deserted mansion on an old forgotten roadWhere the better ghosts and goblins always hang outOne night they threw a party tn a manner a la modeAnd they cordially invited all the gang out
At a dark, bewitchin' hour when the fun was loud and heartyA notorious wall flower became the life of the partyMmm, the spooks were havin' their midnight flingThe merry makin' was in full swing
They shrieked themselves into a cheerful tranceWhen the skeleton in the closet started to danceNow a goblin giggled with fiendish gleeA shout rang out from a big banshee
Amazement was in every ghostly glanceWhen the skeleton in the closet started to danceAll the witches were in stitches while his steps made rhythmic thumpsAnd they nearly dropped their broomsticks when he tried to do the bumps
You never heard such unearthly laughter, such hilarious groansWhen the skeleton in the closet rattled his bones